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Shasta's Shitty Hospital
The ad tells us how much the Toyota Spyder sucks
What the fuck is wrong with McDonalds?
Apparently my bathroom is weird.
Home Depot's Tom Foolery
Here a big Fuck You to my imaginary readers
Apple Is Fucking Crazy
Anti-Drug Ads are on crack
Checkers sucks at math
Asians make some weird products
Teen boys getting pregnant?
Tampax makes vagina corks
Alkaseltzer is very very confused
Hugo fragrance has a foot fetish
Walgreens wall of stupidity
Sony gives me seziures
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