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Shasta's Shitty Hospital

The ad tells us how much the Toyota Spyder sucks

What the fuck is wrong with McDonalds?

Apparently my bathroom is weird.

Home Depot's Tom Foolery

Here a big Fuck You to my imaginary readers

Apple Is Fucking Crazy

Anti-Drug Ads are on crack

Checkers sucks at math

Asians make some weird products

Teen boys getting pregnant?

Tampax makes vagina corks

Alkaseltzer is very very confused

Hugo fragrance has a foot fetish

Walgreens wall of stupidity

Sony gives me seziures


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